If you ever wondered how a free society crumbles, then provides the blueprint. You can always did new crimes that are so horrible that all things are justified. After all, why stop at kiddie porn when murder and terrorism and drug dealing and...

I am happy for what they used it to stop but I also am very concerned as to what this means for anonymity (if there is such a thing anymore).

No, it doesn't.

Hell, I could write a fracking War and Peace-esque novel on my marriage and divorce. It's the stuff of nightmares.

Christ. If I have to explain this one more time. BMW is not a propeller. It just is not. Historical Facts. I am a frustrated BMW enthusiast who spends more time explaining that its a Bavarian flag than I do building my S50B32TU.

Sort of tangential, but can I just say that acid actually improved my ability to flirt?

my pussy doesn't sparkle, it glistens

All of these are gross. I prefer "sparkle cave" when referencing it in conversation.

Something less serious. Short shorts, even in winter.

We don't trust the system will work for us. We work as hard as we can not to get fucked by the system.

The Satanists scare me less than the Christians.

"On the upside, if you can't afford to send your kid to school, just buy them a computer: they're getting cheaper and cheaper!"

Stephen King's books. Like Dickens, Poe, and Shakespeare. Popular trash become future classics.

I WIN THIS GAME. I TOTALLY WIN THIS GAME.

Masterful. I'm actually applauding at my desk.

This is brilliant. . .

I find it sad that so little companies actually care about these studies.