The sad thing is that so many of them are already advertised as “rotary mowers”. Bunch of lying bastards.

Just make sure it isn’t an export model...

I found your post sad and traumatic. You owned a 2002 Corolla? 

Shitty deal man but 600RR =/= superbike lol

Underwater sweeping for krill and plankton

Where is the Predator grille?

Q: Whats sticky and brown?

A: A Stick

Daihatsu Applause? Oh wait..

I look forward to Cars & Kalashnikoffee.

Picture of the ad poster

Motion for Jalop staffer to apply for said gift

Well, at least it comes with a CD copy of Lonestar - Lonely Grill for free.

What can I say, I’m in my Element.

The car was simply not a good Fit for the bear I am Amaze to see they Freed the bear instead of harming it.

You want to spay her? That’s a little harsh.

To be fair, I know plenty of people who purposely try to forget trig.

What does the post office do when you bring them mail?

They send it.

If you don’t watch Harry’s Gehr-ahge, well then... what are you doin’, mate?

Rear bumpers are not needed by forward thinkers.

If i were buying a Tesla, i would opt for the All-Weather package, unlike these two cheapskates.