If you want to see how desperate a dealership is to sell you a car, just stand in their showroom and start screaming. Yell at the top of your lungs about just about anything. If they don’t ask you to leave immediately, they’re desperate for a sale.

Been there, done that... it works sometimes but trust me you don’t want to try it on a guy with no sense of humor

Can this Hyundai handle a person who can handle a Double Big Gulp?

Yep. I get noticeably better mileage when I drive with the windshield down, so summer is my happy time for many reasons.

Much respect to Kin-san. In the fraternity of car builders he’s right up there with Basement Lamborghini Guy.

Stock goes up, stock goes down. Can’t explain that!

That’s a great local dealer ad!

fuk that. this:

Or install some turbo siren whistles on the vent. “Whooo woooooo!”

That’s awesome.  So much storage space the camera couldn’t even catch it all.  If only there was a way to make the camera wider.  Alas!

The problem is that David’s entire fleet consists solely of what any sane person would consider parts cars. 

Is it the camera angle, or are you actually three apples high? 

I feel your pain. I just recently did this to get 4 parts for my wife’s econoline project:

You’re 15?

Using a pseudonym that is a pseudonym of a fictional character to non-sequitur comment on an article about a guy using a pseudonym getting doxxed and threatened by a (purported) billionaire is like, blowing my mind, man.

Mostly rich elites and high-ranked business types could afford those flights in the 60s. Democratization of flying did not mean democratization of perks. Nowadays, those elites fly business and first and enjoy the same or more features as the 60s people did (except for having to use the same crappy airports as the…

“Guys listen to me, that little packet of nondescript white powder is just regular old diatomaceous earth from the home & garden store! In case of bugs!”

Oh, yeah. Dirigibles for the win!

This is what you get for allowing New Yorkers on your plane.

Yah, luckily my workplace gives me unlimited time off for the out-of-province trips to see my mother, so I can take the extra days for  road travel every time.

Oh, wait.