My NDA’s are expired, got any questions?

What kind of shows do they have if they’re not dog and pony shows?

They went with white so it would be harder for the penguins to see. They get jealous of the ability to fly, and since they outnumber humans down there, you don’t want to get on their bad side.

Idea 2.0: Univision pulls some strings to get David on one of those HGTV backyard renovation shows and installs a beautiful landscaping design that allows him to store and test a vehicle or two back there (like pavers or slmething). After the neighbor gets a bit jealous, David and his landlord walk over and ask the…

Hey look! I found David’s neighbor!

In the next article, David Tracy is on a mission to find a new home for him and all his Jeeps after being evicted for mudding his landlord’s back yard, pimping mosquitos, and making skunks wet themselves so much that it made his neighbors cranky.

(insists that the military needs more more more and then gives them that money without blinking)

So what you’re saying is communism works because the trains are better in Siberia?

You want it handier, you say?

“But, like any concept, we’ll believe it when we see it.”

The warm heat of a dutch oven.

We are talking about truckers here, so the correct terminology please.

Okay.. Scotland, remember that a while back when we were like we maybe might accept you in our Nordic club? Yeah, I think don’t think you’ll make the cut.

“No ro barras!!!”

None of them were far enough gone.

The Miata can pass emissions. Can you?

For those who just lost your airline discounts.... you have my thoughts and prayers.

I clicked the star 3 times, even though it gives you just one for your comment. Thanks for the laugh.

I would be shocked if that picture does not cause mass outbreaks of projectile vomiting. That thing is heinous!

“fuck it, take a picture of it in front of the janky fence display at Home Depot”