Pro Tip: never mix Nair and Johnson together.

Hmm, Patrol you say...

If you are going to wear a jacket with jeans, don’t wear a jacket that is close to the same color. You are blending a semi-formal structured jacket with very casual pants, so you need contrast. Also, fuck this guy.

My neighbors car has a driver problem will this work ?

I had a TDI that could automatically detect if it was on rollers so it could go into a special mode to pass the emissions test.

I get it. Stick with one of those honest car companies, like...GM? Mercedes Benz?

How does all of this play into dry weight v.s. curb weight etc?

How much will CarMAx give you for it?

couldnt find a place to fit the second one

One of the best Autocorrects I’ve seen.

Nope, peak enthusiast will coincide with peak Hellcat in the Abarth 500 Hellcat.

What does it look like upside in a ditch on fire?

It’s not against the rules until there is a rule against it. They could call it the David Tracy rule.

Fight you??

Any time I’m an in airport shuttle like this, the wheelchair lift bangs and rattles so much it’s like riding in toolbox mounted to a paint mixer. This conversion adds an actual toolbox to the mix. Prepare to drive with earplugs in.

Just add a trailer hitch to attach the Top Gear-style toilet seat.

You need a Saab 900 SPG.

Nebraska? Thats optimistic, I was thinking somewhere on the NJ Turnpike......

Picking up garbage and then going off-roading? Sounds like a job David Tracy was born for.

Perhaps she’s a Jalop: she wants what she wants, logic and reason be damned! We make plenty of indefensible car purchases...