Get. The. Fuck. Out. Of. Here.

And now police say the other teammates confessed the story was fabricated. I just don’t understand. How did this happen? So many stars given out yesterday over the commentariat CONVINCED this was just a corrupt force trying to cover their asses! I trusted them!

It’s almost like rape isn’t about sex, but power or control ...

Messi: I have decided to retire from the national team.

In Russia during the USSR, cars were impossible to obtain during the early days. Then, as corruption set in, cars became more widespread. Trust me, I know, having spent a considerable part of my childhood in Moscow. By the way, my father was a Pioneer in his childhood. However, he was in government, which came with a…

Good news for the NFL: Watt's dementia will be syphalitic, not pugilistic.

Didn’t This puss get carted off the pitch on a gurney in the final? Then he was jumping around at the end like he scored the game winner. My god this guy’s ego is astronomical.

So familiar with this guy from my days scouting all-ivy academic sprinters

I can’t help but wonder what percentage of the entire population of Iceland is in this crowd.

Better goalies than Guzan would have watched that go in as well.

At least Love and Irving were healthy.

Clay Thompson should change his name to Trey Thompson, his number to 3, and his return address on all outgoing mail to simply “Downtown”.

Dwight Howard Says He Doesn’t Take Jumpers Because Of A Crippling Fear Of Missing

Didn’t most of these guys play for the sixers last year?

This is what happens when you don’t give Belichick a first round pick to trade for 5 other lower picks. Some men just like to watch the world burn.

No no no - Rocket survived. It was Benny who died.

You're the worst.

Is it ok to genuinely like anything anymore? Dude is a handful-of-times-in-a-generation talent who had one of the best offensive seasons in NBA history last year and gave probably the most heartfelt MVP speech in American sports history. Who the fuck is worthy of our admiration in contrast? Please do tell.