The Redskins have a history and heritage to maintain. Racist name that was unacceptable even 50 years ago? You bet. Objectionable fans who embody the worst of us? In spades. A field that resembles the litter box of a diabetic cat? Forever and always.

More serious question: how is Snyder allowed to own an NFL team?

He still votes for Marianne Williamson. Voting is like, just a state of mind, man.

Okay, now I get it.

Commenting on the protests in Hong Kong is cool, but have you ever commented on the protests in Hong Kong...on weed?

At first glance it’s hard to tell exactly what Kyrie is getting at, but if you dig a little deeper, you’ll fall through the bottom of the Earth.

Those are definitely words

i mean he certainly made a comment, that much is clear

I can’t describe my level of excitement when I read your headline. The content was as satisfying as hoped.

Well damn. I didn’t know I wanted it until now, but I want Garland to write a Star Wars movie.

Everything Garland has created has been (if not great) extremely intriguing. I’ll invest in anything this guy puts out.

did he also fuck Vuitton and cost him another $150K payout?

The point is that she is now a seemingly well adjusted adult who is not just staying silent while a child rapist runs our government but actively lying to help him do so. 

Every day I’m finding ways to vomit that I didn’t even know were possible before.

He’s kind of like the Richard Sherman of the NFL in his wavering between smart, thoughtful, outspoken guy and complete asshole.

He’s not wrong. Of course then the Knicks are out here wondering how certain teams keep getting lucky all the time. Truly a mystery. 

I hear it’s part of the Uighur re-education curriculum in Xinjiang.

so basically, it’s a scam for neo-luddites who think they’re disconnecting, but in actuality, are becoming 100% dependent on tech to tell them when to connect, what articles to read, and to tell them that they’ve been a good little girl/boy for using less screen time. 

Diana Burnwood: Good morning, 69. Your targets are known respectively as The Painter and The Pruner.