Mitt Romney was thrilled to be at a game featuring his long time favourite team...*checks jersey* the Jazz at a game in his beloved home state of *checks drivers license* Utah.

Memo to self: no more memos to self.

Memo to self: If guilty of murder, do not participate in interviews for documentary attempting to prove I committed murder.

Why do you hate the troops and America, Chris?

He’s Rick Rubio now. Maybe even Richard Rubio.

#TeamRottingFishCarcass

When the Marlins ownership group gets together, Jeter can’t see the sucker.

He is not the owner. He is the beard. And he sucks at it.

Nearly everything in this world is fucking shit, but one of the few things that gives me hope on a daily basis is that we live in a world where A-Rod has entered an astounding and much-loved second career in his post-playing life and Jeets is flailing and insulting Bryant fucking Gumbel on national TV.

In related news, the 68-year-old Lawler revealed he recently suffered a stroke while having sex with his 29-year-old fiancee.

Conservatives are masters of working the referees. It’s why the NYT covered HRC like a hawk while normalizing Trump’s obvious affinity for authoritarianism during the campaign, and why James Comey felt compelled to disclose the reopening of the email case right before the election despite FBI and DOJ protocol. The…

“Itty bitty waist and a round thing in your face” (Baby, Oakland)

As a Knicks fan, I fully expected the entirety of this post to read, “Of course it was the fucking Knicks.”

On the other hand, that situation has Knicks written all over it, and would definitely play into how quickly Hornacek was canned.

Nearly wrote “Florida Man” about five times while putting this together.

Article says Bloodstrike, yet covers depict Cable, Wolverine, and a female mutant that might be Domino? (Haven’t kept track of her recent costume.) Very confusing.

“Rob Liefeld was one of the superstars of ’90s comics, but despite his popularity, he’s received a lot of criticism over the years because he prioritized energy and attitude above things like anatomy and characterization.”

Isnt that pretty much all games?

your not the orlando ilusion

You’d think a Packer would know what’s in his luggage.