DingDingDing. wait for ‘em...

“Activations”

Bed Naps are the only naps. Naps with armrests are just neckwrenching wrigglefests.

I think you mean “when”

Wait, they still make new music? I thought we were all just prepping for the endtimes, now. This makes me happy

crazy indeed

very

just facts

*AND* sexual assault though, right? I mean, the talking heads on Fox still have a career, and those assTalkers seem to do this on the daily

There’s also one really bad reason

You shut that down like on the triple. Wall-E was beautiful. Commie.

Thank you

You ever try to get through a 7'6 reach, slim shoulders? Russ wouldn’t ever even find him. Like the open man at the end of any must-win game.

Keith Null sounds like a [Place Name Here] for all our collective national Meh about recent NFL history. Can we just bring back the stars I remember, like Joe Montaglia and Reggie Cunningham? Pretty Please?

Lavar’s finally transitioned from an active asshole dad to the guy who could finally stop worrying so much about his first born. That first one is the test case as a father, now he’s mostly just the proud one. He’s still an ass, I’d guess, but in that hilarious uncle kinda way, as a businessman, and a brilliant…

Classic

It happened when he transitioned from an active asshole dad to the guy who could finally stop worrying so much about his first born. That first one is the test case as a father, now he’s mostly just the proud one. He’s still an ass, I’d guess, but in that hilarious uncle kinda way, as a businessman. Of course the…

The Golden State Warriors may never recover from letting that one slip through their fingers. Without Udoh, they couldn’t even keep the team in Oakland...

Sheeeeet, I’d rather have KD and Klay, or KD and Dray. At least you’d get a stop or two. But seriously, I would take either of those duos to win, the Ws are that fucking stacked

“Fuck off”