But how could he afford one with only $50 and no credit card?

Do your job, get back to the huddle, don't showboat after routine plays, don't get hurt.

Not to sound racist, but Peyton is the biggest douchebag in the world.

I didn't even know this was still a relative MMO. It was really bad at launch, that's why I stopped playing. -shrug- before the system actually made sense and now... it just seems all jacked up.

well then you should have provided a longer clip to lend proper context.

Uhm. It's a repeatable joke in any sentence of a particular length. But okay.

"our coverage is for me to show and for Delly to go under me and we just didn't get the call right at the time."

As someone who works in IT and used to work in the game world, let me say that this is far, far better than the alternative. I frequently head projects at my work or I'm called in to fix other people's projects, but I have a regular position with a team that I work on full time most of the time. When I go to head or…

Godzilla sucked.

I think this is actually an improvement. Lizards and bulls don't kill their mates and young.

I'll let someone else make a snarky comment here, I'm just going to say that's a damn shame.

There was also a version where a pie chart was used, but it didn't last long.

It's like that old saying: If you can't stand the heat, then you're probably not a pizza because they're typically cooked at very high temperatures.

Their earlier tweets are pretty corny and tone-deaf. But, to be fair, they say that delivery is 90% of comedy, and DiGiorno doesn't do delivery.

Wow, so many apologies in a row; it's like he's in the Cal-zone!

Can you seriously stop with this war on women bullshit? Jesus fuck Kotaku its people like you and Zoe Quinn that keep raising these issues up all the damn time. There is no war on women in video games. Anita is a fucking idiot and a hack and you people know it, so seriously on behalf of the internet, just stop.

When I go garage-saleing, I immediately leave any garage sale that doesn't have most things priced. I find it infuriating and annoying having to ask the owner the price on every stupid single item I am interested in, while there are 10 other people trying to get their attention to do the same thing.

They do if you paid for an early access game that hasn't been finished.

I actually much prefer arcade style racers. The thing is this doesn't feel like arcade style. It feels like they couldn't decide on arcade or sim and just settled on some awkward in between where you either turn too fast and spin out or you can barely round a corner and you hit a wall. And the drifting is the same…

You guys don't understand. The suspension is so short because in a few years, beating a woman unconscious will be legal in like, every state.