Great. Now what about the Ring Fit Adventure shortage?

I don’t see myself needing an extra footlong or wanting to use an app to order from them. Half of the point of Subway is that you can see the sandwich made in front of you so you can make sure nobody puts any goddamn mayo on it and that there aren’t just 2 slivers of onion on the whole thing.

“He wanted to spend the time continuing to write The Winds of Winter, the highly anticipated sixth novel in the A Song of Ice and Fire series that inspired the show.”

11. Jessica Jones S2.

The Castles of Burgundy

The Castles of Burgundy

if you’re naive enough to think she wasn’t in on this then you’re beyond help 

Unless Disney is able to buy the rights to the seasons that have already aired on Netflix, there is less than zero chance that they’ll ever cast the same actors or continue the Netflix shows on their platform.

I think I have it in my head that once I’ve frozen it, it’s gross. Like the texture will be bad.

I have no idea.

As far as the McGriddle goes, the sausage-only option is the way to go, as syrup+pork=kind of good, while syrup+eggs=fucking gross.

I wish I hadn’t learned they were a couple...

If you’re patient and plan ahead, fool proof steak is ridiculously trivial with a sous vide. Just set temperature for as rare as you like. Then, sear it in “a rippin’ hot pan, bro!” for 15 - 30 seconds per side.
 

I don’t really know who comprises the market for this game.

May I present just one more reason?

A reminder that there are only 2 reasons why I would be in North Carolina:

Dear Salty,

Anyone ordering from Chipotle is automatically in costume as the "before" of a diarrhea medicine ad.

If you hate him so much, why do you keep writing articles about him? Why keep giving him a voice? Why not post about actual cool people doing cool things?

I just threw up in my mouth a little.