You might want to go see an eye doctor, or take off your rose tinted glasses.

• Does a burger have to be beef? as long as its ground up and formed into a patty, no.

Butler would have lowered the eagles yards by at least 100.

you can buy it right now for around $25 on Greenmangaming.com

no. it. does. not. it. just. empowers. them. because. their. base. sees. the. attacks. and. works. harder. to. win.

this is the kind of thinking that allows the far right to feign anger at decade old shitty joke tweets, in order to get people fired from jobs.

For me the ocean, and by a large margin.

sounds like the ghost of all the kids that didn’t get vaccinated due to her public with hunt over autism.

just My opinion here.

“I guess this is me now” - Jim Jefferies.

i’ve never seen someone be so wrong in their life, and i watched the president say he believed putin over his own intelligence agencies. 

If the marshmallow isn’t charcoal you are eating a perfect s’more.

how exactly does a person get super fat in just their cheek bones?

HOW THE FUCK WAS HE ALLOWED BACK IN THE COUNTRY THAT TREASONOUS CUNT.

I like how trumpian this story is.

Far from the tree Chai Cider:

think about this the next time deadspin makes a post about how Brady eats avacado ice cream and is affectionate towards his kids.

it sounds like he hired a stripper for a party, and the only people who showed up was his family so he had to duck and weave and pretend that she was a work friend.

the only rule i care about is #6

honestly, I’m 50/50 on if shady did it, or she had someone do it to her.