I like how trumpian this story is.

Far from the tree Chai Cider:

think about this the next time deadspin makes a post about how Brady eats avacado ice cream and is affectionate towards his kids.

it sounds like he hired a stripper for a party, and the only people who showed up was his family so he had to duck and weave and pretend that she was a work friend.

the only rule i care about is #6

honestly, I’m 50/50 on if shady did it, or she had someone do it to her.

but the street cred he got is priceless. gotta defend his respect.

Sorry but ill yuck the heck out of his “A1 and Mayo” Yum

Listen any guy stupid enough to cheat, is too stupid to not get caught.

I’m a person that eats meat.

seriously though, where is mario maker for the switch?

So i should leave my virginity at home?

Its a small venue in the heart of the Berkshires where the BSO plays during the summer.

the sad thing is, his numbers will be up this sunday after word gets out that he did this. All those “devout” followers will show up to show support, and really they are just racist assholes that are all going to be fucked with pinapples when its all over.

as someone that paid for the game that they stopped supporting because the free to play battle royal took off: No, they fucking didn’t earn shit. they shit in the cornflakes of all their paying customers that paid for a game, that they quit on to take advantage of the microtransaction whales with a f2p battle royal.

please start listing every winston headline as “Serial sex offender Winston”

the really easiest way to solo level is to catch a fuck ton of pidgy, weedle, caterpie, hoard them, pop a lucky egg, and then evolve them all at once.

My brain is trying to fathom graduating college having never earned a paycheck, and it’s just not working. I’ve worked nonstop since I was 16.

mayo is the spread of the damned.

you left out the time he told all the girls to sit down and be quite so that the boys could talk.