wait.

wait.

fun fact, they are making a movie about this incident starring natalie portman and john hamm.

why the fuck does a youth baseball team have stakeholders?

bro they kept aldon smith through 3 dui’s

i had a dude two seats across from me not give a single fuck. he went to town on a bag of chips like a fucking monster.

is it too late to have someone re-do his lines from Ready player One home edition?

the fact that corporations can do this is why people want to burn it all down.

At least he didn’t remove Life From Other Men.

we should probably kill him and cut his head open to see how much CTE he’s got to be this fucking stupid.

for ugly ol’ me dating apps are almost exclusively for spite swiping left on people the second time they come up on my feed after i swiped right on them, they never swiped right, disappeared and are now back on the dating app because whoever they chose didn’t work out.

people should be lucky those jobs haven’t been replaced by robots already.

no its not. MSG is fine.

a few tiny things, appears to just be on thing. Chris brown having a place in society still, blows my mind.

dude, sometimes it feels like we’re living in an alternate reality where breaking bad took place in western massachusetts, but instead of meth, its heroin.

tell them you don’t have any money saved right now to give them.

everyone questioning why a 66 year old disabled person was working security.

facebook hasn’t saved me almost $300 in 6 months.

i’ve had it for 6 months, and i’ve seen 30 movies. never had a single problem once they actually sent me the card. I also saw tomb raider opening night without any issue.

don’t feel bad, Claire from Bon Appetite just did a video about it today.

i no longer get upset when fighters who don’t end fights, lose fights because of judges.