this question lacks a negative repercussion in order for it to have any logical difficulty.

Alex smith is getting stupid money from washington.

a couple of years ago turbotax did this bonus if you got the return as an amazon gift card, anyone know of something similar this year? i know you can buy h&r block software but i dont want to spend $40 in order to get $50.

the only thing imo that matters is cam took a shot to the head, couldn’t get off the field, and then never went into the locker room as per the concussion protocal mandates.

assuming they all follow my orders exactly as i give them?

people are going to try and make it sound cooler then it is, but essentially thousands of people group up, and then one dude says 2-3 letters and numbers, everyone types those numbers, and then they use their cooldowns, and then wait for them to come up, rinse and repeat til the target is dead, then the dude says 2-3…

Logic has no place here. Just collect her tears, and then add them to the superbowl mimosas.

how two types of fans i guess,

in before drew says something like “it was probably patriots fans, dressed as philly fans”

lets not forget what Ben Rapelisburger looked like in training camp:

remember that time Obama called Kanye a Jackass? what a disgrace.

actually True pats fans understand that the #1 defense in the league in points allowed me the patriots only need to put up 17 points to get a win.

the pats are 29th in the league in defense, but also they only allow 14 points per game, which is the best in the league.

i give him 4 months in general population before he kills himself.

season two really makes dev look like a giant fucking asshole, it actually turned me off of wanting to see a third season.

I guess thats why brady has 5 rings, and Ben doesn’t.

hey Tom,

just so everyone is aware, I’m almost done with a ground breaking piece that I’m going to be publishing to deadspin tomorrow about how Drew Magary cheated on his wife, and is also a pedophile. There are 14 sources who swear to me that what i just said was true. none of the sources are named though, and i won’t be…

nothing in this world would be better then the patriots shutting out the vikings in the superbowl and winning by 50.

taste, texture, consistency, Sauce grabbage.