Logic has no place here. Just collect her tears, and then add them to the superbowl mimosas.

how two types of fans i guess,

in before drew says something like “it was probably patriots fans, dressed as philly fans”

lets not forget what Ben Rapelisburger looked like in training camp:

remember that time Obama called Kanye a Jackass? what a disgrace.

actually True pats fans understand that the #1 defense in the league in points allowed me the patriots only need to put up 17 points to get a win.

the pats are 29th in the league in defense, but also they only allow 14 points per game, which is the best in the league.

i give him 4 months in general population before he kills himself.

season two really makes dev look like a giant fucking asshole, it actually turned me off of wanting to see a third season.

I guess thats why brady has 5 rings, and Ben doesn’t.

hey Tom,

just so everyone is aware, I’m almost done with a ground breaking piece that I’m going to be publishing to deadspin tomorrow about how Drew Magary cheated on his wife, and is also a pedophile. There are 14 sources who swear to me that what i just said was true. none of the sources are named though, and i won’t be…

nothing in this world would be better then the patriots shutting out the vikings in the superbowl and winning by 50.

taste, texture, consistency, Sauce grabbage.

these are different. these are just kind of ehhh. the selects tho melted in your mouth

i dont understand why they wouldn’t just bring back chicken selects which were the bomb.

also not included is shipping, customs, and tax. that $3,400 will probably end up closer to a $3600 initial cost.

what if there is nothing else to do?

id argue, based on ESPN’s ratings. maybe people WONT watch.

how about this.