oh eve...

Keanu is a black belt in jujitsu, and addition to that hes gone through rigorous weapons and fire arms training for the movies he’s done. he absolutely can fuck a person up.

holy shit wait a clickbait, garbage being a shit this was.

awww poor baby, spent up all his happiness last season.

these are the kardashians we are talking about. nothing is too low for them to stoop down for.

all i know is that Tom Brady fucking deflated one of my tires a little bit last night. the low pressure light came on in my car. When is roger going to finally kill the patriots for all this rampant cheating tom brady is doing to my car?

sounds like the kind of story Chris Mortensen would write.. you know minus the whole taking it down when it turned out to be false bit.

(and we must keep in mind the black ones matter, the white ones don’t, apparently)

Privledged white person here. I get nervous when cops follow me, but not “well shit i might get shot today nervous” For some reason Black folks are getting shot and killed at a higher rate then the rest of us, and in some cases, those…

i just want to see my son!

i mean the patriots already broke his spirit, only make sense that his body would give up.

one of these days it would be nice if someone Smith was accosting lit him the fuck up.

pretty sure there is a rule that says the first one that touches the ball can’t have been out of bounds.

call me old fashioned, but if you’re not allowed to truck the catcher anymore, then he shouldn’t be allowed to literally lay on home plate removing any ability you have to touch it.

jesus can we go one weekend where the police don’t kill somebody

most clear case of aim hacks i’ve ever seen.

fucking insulting.

fucking finally.

And everyone in denver threw a hissy fit when mcdaniels traded him.

the dude throwing cheap shots from behind should be put to death imo.

it doesn’t sound like him at all though. brady has a little bit of a drawl in his voice, “matt” doesn’t have that at all.