but what about LaParka?

How do i go about asking out the girl that makes my sandwich at subway.

I made this same joke last night.

Chris Carter, hes the dude who was crying in those No More commercials right? Good to see hes victim blaming here.

Maybe you ladies should have better taste in guys, and stop getting played.

I heard the outbreak started after Chris Mortensen caught something while his head was in roger goodells groin area.

Exponent agrees that there was a 90% chance that lady was not raped by the bartender.

I’ll say this, At least Kraft had the balls to pay for his own stadium.

what a fucking scumbag.

nothing says integrity like beating a child, and then paying the childs family not to drop the charges.

I actively had this on most of the week when i was at home, I’d be playing a game, and on my second screen I’d watch the speed runs, it was a good time. I like how that one girl said kill the animals, she seemed really into killing the animals, everyone else was kinda “kill the animals” but she was like “KILL THOSE…

Nothing says “i’m probably fucked, and made I’m totally power hungry” more then when an impartial arbiter who has had almost every single one of his previous punishments over turned, files a federal court case asking that people respect his authority before the person they are filing it against even get a copy of the…

it had some of the best mutiplayer levels. It also allowed for up to 8 AI bots with difficulty settings that was awesome, and had tons of stat tracking.

its the same way people are good at pool. they understand the angles, and have the required skill to know what they need to do to hit the ball at that angle.

the only thing Brady is guilty of is playing in cold weather against teams that can’t handle being beat. The colts played like a high school team, and the ravens are a bunch of poor sport pieces of shit. Steve Biscotti is the scum of the earth, and if i didn’t have such a strong moral compass I’d eliminate him from…

assuming the refs actually inspected them to begin with, which also assumes the refs recollection is infallible, which is in question because wells says that the gauge the ref used is probably not the correct gauge.

looks like they are never going to get that selfie video brady took of himself letting air out of the balls while saying the N word and then yelling heil hitler.

We actually don’t know that. Did you read the wells report? The biggest piece of evidence that says brady was involved was the part where wells said “brady said he didn’t know Mcnally, but how did he sign something for someone he says he didnt know? Also he had a long phone call with one of the equipment managers!”

Ashley, this is dad. I told you that the internet was STRICTLY FORBIDDEN! Your actions of self interest are seriously making reconsider having you as my 5th wife.

A common misconception, you see you take the pea and tape it to the inside of our palm and then throw an edame that has been peeled, so when the magician tries to eat the “pea” he finds out that its not a pea at all, in fact it was the edame, by the time they have realized it the first magician has handed the pea to…