Oh, good, labial split pussy bows are back in fashion!

Am i the only one having a hard time working up sympathy for anyone who was standing behind that vulgar, testical-faced slug while he took aim at each and every one of the various disempowered groups in the country?

Two words: executive orders.

Some of us are “some people”. Congrats on being privileged and rich enough not to have to give any fucks about society, though. That must be sweet.

Once again confirming that I, a person whose ancestors were brought to U.S. shores 200+ years ago—long before the immigrant ancestors of many a white person—am still not a “Real American” with the rights of full citizenship. Thanks, Joe Walsh, for reminding me.

“Real America”

Are you seriously comparing deflated footballs to throwing a women onto a couch covered in guns?

Netflix + masturbation> Sex - Netflix. #sorrynotsorry

I feel like absolutely everyone knew what a gold-digging trainwreck she was going to be for Paul, except for Paul. You could see that divorce case coming from miles away. She's awful.

Heather Mills really is the worst. In other news, all of my cousins, who range in age from 15 to 23, know who Paul McCartney and the Beatles are. Most younger kids I know would at least recognize some of their songs. The idea that they would know who Heather fuckin' Mills is over Paul or the Beatles is just laughable.

I forgot Heather Mills even existed after their divorce. Apparently Paul has blocked her out too. When I saw him at a concert last year, he dedicated songs to Linda and his current wife, Nancy. No mention of Mills.

Here we are - our tributes from District 12!

i would go back and sink Columbus ship. "for the lulz"

The golden rule of time travel must be observed.

What a pretentious pile of wank. And I hate the way Americans pronounce "chassis".