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I always wondered what ‘roided out David Brent would look like. Not disappointed.

It sort of is. If the order is kick, opposing team stick, net, or if it’s kick, goalie possession, net, then it stands. Possession is hard to determine, but in this case, the goalie was pretty clearly in possession of the puck for a half second or so before it crossed the line. If there were a delayed penalty, the…

I don’t think the inherently violent job of being an NFL player and your job creating TPS reports at a desk is an apples to apples comparison.

I’d give my dick to see Boogie fight Kobe in in a practice video shot in vertical mode.

Lawrence Taylor: How old are you?

Tens of thousands of Boston-area men offering her cunnilingus right now.

As a lifelong Seahawk fan, it's always fun to see Manning looking like he just walked in on his wife being double teamed by Rosie O'Donnell and Richard Simmons. I can't wait to have a game day free of Manning singing into a chicken parmesan sandwich, and then the horrifying sound of him consuming it over a sink.

I agree. Except for maybe Seattle or Green Bay.

"Less editorializing, more straight reporting"

Its like getting robbed by a unicorn. A unicorn that sucks at basketball.

Well, nobody is saying that if another group of people has had it worse, that invalidates your suffering and anguish. That is plain silly. However, if we have a finite amount of resources, such as tax credits, or college admission seats - or really anything - then choices have to be made. That is where this disconnect…