Harris Wofford has lived one of the more incredible lives in recent American history. If you’re spending one-on-one time with him talking about internet memes and what just happened on Game of Thrones, you’re kind of doing it wrong.

Wargames references make me all warm n’ fuzzy in the non-chemo sorta way. Thankie for that.

Snake wins darwin award.

The only winning move is not to play.

I have been such a goddamn sucker for these tweets. I know I’m being manipulated, but I can’t stop.

And that they are getting a barrage of hate for standing firm on their support. Someone threatening to boycott Target? And Target saying, “Zero fucks. Don’t let the door hit ya.”? It’s HUGE.

Yeah, not the same. Hispanic male here that looks hispanic.

Yeah no. As a hispanic girl that is no where near white or pale, and I have parents that have thick accents. No you have not faced the condescending, degrading and discriminatory effects first hand. I appreciate you feeling hurt by their comments but they are infinitely worse when they are actually aimed at you and…

It was a different world back then.

Here’s a pic of her at Howard, she’s top left.

Why aren't they arresting the person charging 170+ for fucking Jorts

My favorite New Yorker cartoon: A couple is leaving a dinner party and says to the hosts (with cash extended), “We don’t do reciprocal dinners, so does $85 cover it?”

Two five year olds looking at each other’s wee wees are “Playing Doctor”. A 15 year old adolescent molesting a five year old is not. Never mind that there were multiple victims, multiple occasions over several years, and often the victims were originally asleep, so they weren’t ‘playing’ anything.