Schroedinger’s passengers

Free drinks at Jalapeno Pete’s? I’m in. 

The RC-F alone is proof they could’ve done their own. Even if they’d just reskinned the RC-F and tinkered with some of the rest of the bits and called it a Supra... heck, even if you source an inline 6 from BMW, put it in an RC-F frame, put a different body shell on, add twin turbo, and you’d probably have a pretty…

And launch cyclists into space w/ escape velocity.

I'd take that body even if it had a hamster wheel. 

I SAID GOOD DAY!

Is that what the problem is?

Back when I lived in suburban hell I seriously considered building my own small EMP device to disable the vehicles of a couple of assholes with stereos so loud that they rattled dishes in my house as they drifted at 60 mph through my 30 mph neighborhood packed with small children.

Dont use the word “Fascist” if you dont know what it means. It neither means “Racist Oppression via authoritarianism” as people like to pretend, nor is it the opposite of democracy or even a response to democracy.
(It was a response to international socialisms failures from 1850 to 1920, sort of “The next big idea” in…

I would have said, “It’s okay, I’m a Jalopnik journalist on a mission!” while simultaneously holding up my pre-printed badge from the internet. 

It’s one thing to drive a beater, but being in public in pajama pants!? Were you raised by raccoons?

The implication that there would be more than one David Tracy driving an old POStal Jeep halfway across the country is as terrifying as it is amusing.

Live in it?!  In mother Russia, Jeep live in you!

The reason I’m here is that a lady called us confused as to why the mailman is sitting in front of her house in the middle of the night.

A front-engined V8 GT from Porsche sounds awesome.

It would interesting if one was towing an electric boat and the boat’s batteries could be used to power the tow vehicle...or a boat’s genny to recharge tow vehicle. 

And I live 2,500 miles east of I5, think how bad I feel. :(

Why is the SL going to be a 2+2? Why make it something it never was. Just kill the name. Stop making everything weird with all these cars that are sort of the same function but different names. You already have a 2+2 vert in the E Class. Just make that better if you want. or if you want it smaller make the C Class have…

#1: Jason’s haircut