Wonder if the snitches got Switches.

Whether he eventually returns or not, I wish him many more years of doing whatever the heck he wants. He’s earned it.

MY CABBAGES!

Looks like a perfect spot to open a Farmer’s Market, maybe sell some locally grown cabbage.

i still want there to be a canon “mario sister” dressed in overalls and with the mario hats. If they want to get super dank, name her “giana” and have her make a comment about just getting back from “plumber school” with a bunch of confused comments about why she was learning to throw fireballs and jump 3 times her…

Here’s the true answer: Every single Toad that puts on the specific princess crown can and will turn into Peach. Why do you think there’s a Toad at the end of every castle in the NES Mario? The crown is passed around as a means to manipulate Mario into “liberating” castles all over the mushroom kingdom. When the Toad…

Hot Take: One star is enough. Converse.. 

“Fake shoes!" 

Neither knew what they wanted because they’re teenagers. :P

This is why piracy reigns supreme. 

A writer saw an interesting thing in a game and pitched a discussion piece about it. This is something that’s always been in the games; it’s acknowledged among fans (myself included) and worth writing about.

You can also press your school board candidates on what they plan to do with their funding, and vote accordingly. 

For Reinhardt, it was the most important day of his life. But for D. Va, it was Tuesday.

I feel “to those Offended” places Their Blame on the ppl having a Issue with Transphobia. Instead of Their Abusive and Unproffessional PR.

This joke has never been funny by anyone who has ever said it. Like in no context has this just ever been considered good. I’m not even saying this because I’m offended by it, I’m a cis male. Yes I don’t think you should say this joke because it does belittle the trans community. But you also shouldn’t say it because…

“Why can’t my dog sit just outside the restaurant patio?”

Nah, bro. I’ve been waiting my whole life for an eye shadow palette inspired by the best classic Dodge muscle car paint colors (Plum Crazy, Sublime Green) to get into wearing makeup.

THANK YOU

but Taco Bell is positively generous with their hot sauce