That’s Emmy Nominated Eat Shit, Bob...and no article about him is complete without it

Eat Shit, Bob.

Rest in power, Justice.  I’m only here to cry.  

It’s amazing that men can’t read aesthetic.

Crash Bandicoot’s Girlfriend Gets One Heck Of A Glow Up

I know I can’t give you guys too much flack since I live in what is basically now an anti-science theocratic conservative dystopia (a.k.a. Brazil), but damn, AOC is a treasure and you should back her up as much as possible. Also, stop voting for all of those congressists, including the democrats. Making a black list…

Now I call myself a Kotaku regular, not as regular as some of the other fine people here but a daily glance before I start and end my day is always on the schedule. While I do yawp in excitement for game announcements and the like, I’ve never truly been happy about a piece of news that you folks have reported on(I…

As a result of all this, according to Vice, U.S. Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez now plans to file a measure that would entirely prevent the military from spending money to recruit through services like Twitch. Specifically, it would forbid the military from using funds to “maintain a presence on Twitch.com…

Meanwhile, twenty-nine parents were on record as saying “What, your cards? Those old things? I threw them out years ago, I told you I needed space in that closet for [*]...well, anyways, you didn’t listen!”

So appreciate the people telling me alllll about the noose’s racist ass history like i don’t fucking know. it has a history outside that though, so fuck off. The point that I was fucking MAKINg that everyone and their fuckin momma seems to be wanting to actively ignore is that these placating pointless goddamn fuckin…

*Bzzt* [Nuclear Launch - Detected]

“I’m bigger than you”, by being cowardly, shutting down the stream, and en enabling follower only so that only those in its echo chamber can talk.

Also just a reminder.  This country doesn’t have universal health care but our Army has money to pay people to play video games for a living.  

The US military is an arm of the gov’t, and has to abide by stricter standards than a twitch rando. This is a recruiting tactic. The first amendment would likely apply in this case, forcing the army to let dissenting voices speak in twitch chat. 

yeah, these guys are just doing propaganda for the army, the heroes flaming them are A+

Facts don’t care about your feelings, snowflake. Trans people existing isn’t a matter of opinion.

Suicide IS in fact dying. Although they are also being murdered by the dozens every year. Trans people are also the most likely segment of society to be sexually assaulted, and they experience homelessness, violence, and addiction at higher rates than almost any other group. So surely you can see how transphobia and…

Maybe no one will “engage” you because you, and your invalid criticisms, do not matter. A better use of your time than trying to preemptively win imaginary arguments would be to go “engage” with some trans people and LISTEN TO THEM about why J.K. Rowling’s criticisms are problematic for THEM.

Yeah, the game seems to be right up my alley, and the magical school fantasy is something I love, but no way do I want to give Rowling any more money. I’m really sorry for the developers.