We need you back, George.

"If you're pre-born you're fine, if you're pre-school, you're fucked." - George Carlin

Spider-baby, Spider-baby.

Kyubey has Force powers? That explains a lot.

I clicked this article solely for the Manowar.

I think it looked a little more Batman:TAS.

For your consideration, some Lonely Island.

We need you back, George.

This makes me a sad panda.

Gmail (i.e. Google) is just as much into using your personal data and tracking habits as Facebook is.

I don't like this requirement. I prefer to keep my various forum accounts and social media separate from each other. I also strongly dislike how it's able to access other personal information about me (as it warns in the login process).

"Pro-life" is really "anti-woman."

YOU KNOW WHAT? THERE IS NO EASTER BUNNY! THAT'S JUST A GUY IN A SUIT!!!

@dnwilliams: It's from a parellel universe where all the heroes were gender-flipped. The Amazons were sort of like we think of the Spartans, and led into battle by the above.

I post this in just about every abortion thread.

I immediately thought of Gotham City Imposters as well.

"Mysteltainn KICK!!!"

I received one of these a year ago in a Woot Bag of Crap, and I agree that it is amazing for laptop usage. We've also found other great uses for it as well. If you have a game console or other device that is prone to overheating, put one of these things on top of it for like five minutes and it'll be back in fighting…

relic1980 mentioned that it's the Colecovision, but it's specifically "Pitfall 2."

That's where the "deep fried butter" came from. You can blame Texas for the deep-fried Twinkie though.