Cranberry Chocolate Sundae!

Good. I want my new Rock Band tracks.

I don't blame you...

I'm different!

Still disliking the Gawker > Jez > Lifehacker link train.

Needs moar Lonely Island.

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Hey lady.

She needs to be 20% cooler.

Travis Touchdown.

"If I can count the coins in your pocket, you'd better use them to call a tailor."

Nicky Minaj.

Blatherin' Blatherskite!

Um, did you see the havoc that was unleashed on AT&T when it was believed that they blocked 4chan?

As much as I want to make a light-hearted or smart-alecky comment, I just can't.

It's more like this ball...

Not immune, but heavily resistant. He could drink everybody else under the table and just get a slight buzz (and be over it in a few minutes). However, using the human system as a comparison, anything's gonna hit harder if your body isn't used to it, such as whatever unique properties pixie dust has. Odds are after…

And thanks to this list, we now know how he really knows of such things.

Speaking of Thor and roofies...

Yeah, but every time I see Kotaku mention Portal, I think of either this or the Adventure Core. Or occasionally...