@Fenix6372: Did somebody say "weeaboo?" I could've sworn I heard somebody say "weeaboo."

@TheSolarKnight: Yeah, she would pwn Dormammu, Akuma, and Devilot, but then she'd get roflstomped by Dan.

That's a shitty publicity stunt.

@Whitson Gordon: I don't know about this method working for infusing bacon, but I had a chocolate bacon martini last time I was in Seattle, and it was every bit as awesome as it sounds.

1: Cut a hole in a box...

@VictorScope: I remember devouring sourdough "universes" and a strange cheezy potato stew on my first acid trip.

@amowls: A million times this.

I said SHOTgun, not SHO... nevermind.

@jshmoopy: Just like in river City Ransom before it, you can improve your damage dealt, defense, running speed, etc by buying different items in shops throughout the game. Whenever you buy an item or food, wait a couple seconds, then the bottom of the screen will tell you what stats you gained from it.

@respectmygrind: It's all part of the cycle of styles. Werewolves were very 80s, vampires were late 90's to early 00's, witches sand wizards were early 00's, and zombies were late 00's. You just gotta get onto the next supernatural trend before the teenyboppers get all obsessed.

I sense a great disturbance in the Force... As though thousands of paychecks cried out in terror, and were suddenly silenced.

@SpicyCheeto: Times like this I like to bust out the word I learned on Penny Arcade:

@ChiltonGaines: Wealthy Gadabout: Thank you. I was seeing red at some of the comments, and I just clicked the Back button instead of opening my mouth. You said it in a much nicer manner than I would have.

@Krakenstein: WHEN GOD GIVES YOU LEMONS, YOU FIND A NEW GOD!!!

@Taggart6: Or Chromie.

@Oberschaetzchen: There's an xkcd for every situation.

@THE_MOOGLEKING:

@cjosephbell: He is truly missed.

@greyfoxhound18: It sounds to me not unlike the "Captain's Log" entries you'd hear attached to any episode of Star Trek. The flat tone indicates Samus' review of her three missions, as well as of the distress call she has just received.

@Segador: nuclear wessels!