UGH. Why am I not surprised that they would drop all the introspective and cosmic stuff in favor of a bland, pat ending where the monster is defeated by the power of friendship or some shit? I suppose they excised the giant spider and the deadlights, too. They fucked that up in the TV movie, but at least they included…

All that trippy shit reminded me of the half-assed eastern mysticism shit in Chirstopher Pike books. 

“The show was that good.”

How the hell is the toilet ejector the weakest sketch of the night? That had my family gasping for air after laughing so hard.

TOILET DEATH EJECTOR I have not laughed at a skit as loud in months.

Mullany was better at being faux-black in that Cha Cha Slide sketch than I have being real black my entire freakin’ life.

I will never not laugh at Hitchcock calling people “cucks”.

I’m black too. That’s why I laugh at sites like this. I wrote this the other day, but it’s just white people screaming at other white people for being white... and it’s all for this kinda sadistic need to make black people happy. Just use your head man. Take race out of it. Most people are good. Some people are bad.…

Only in this era can a black guy (me for what it’s worth) be blindly labeled racist because I don’t automatically froth with nebulous rage every time a bunch of whites people insist I should.  

I, on the other hand, thought it sounded like bullshit from the get-go, but wouldn’t dare say it for fear of sounding like a jerk. It seemed orchestrated in the extreme. (This guy is a big enough star that a couple of guys follow him down the street - with a noose, no less -and attack him?? I’d never even heard of him…

I have the moral high ground because I said let’s not turn this guy into a martyr for Trump era politics until more facts come out. The woke crowd said that was homophobic and he should be believed at face value, then then tried to silence anyone who said the story was fishy.  So yes,  I have the high ground over…

I almost feel sorry for the guy

Remember on the first several reports on this, all the Kinja turds were proudly crowing about how they’d kept most of the Smollet skeptics “in the greys”?

The only “clusterfuck” is the web sites like this that reported this shit as fact, even as it quickly wasn’t adding up... and as more details slowly leaked out anyone with any sense of objectivity could see what this was. But sites like yours, in the face of actual facts and beat reporters in Chicago, double and…

The sad thing is how obviously stupid his story was from the get-go. But the woke warriors put aside all common sense because they wanted it to be true. MAGA dudes recognizing a 3rd tier actor from Empire. Lol. The only way the story could have been better is if he claimed the the guys had yelled, “Arent you that…

Well, I, for one, fully admit to likely being wrong here for being so “it’s not that unbelievable.” I was willing to believe it because, well, I’ve known about the bad shit in this world that has happened to less famous people. But, fuck, man, if it turns out to all have been a hoax, this is absolutely…

It’s La Croy in English, which we are speaking. You don’t say “Pah-REE” when speaking English, do you?

He’s passing.

…are you missing a /s?

I couldn’t quite get past how much she looks like Bran Stark.