Reminds me of the line from Book of Mormon. “I’ve got maggots in my scrotum.”

I would like to submit:

“flopped-over traffic cone”

What’s overlooked is that even if Trump (the man) is soundly defeated, Trump (the idea) will live on. His popularity among the extreme right of he Republican base isn’t because he’s some “self made” billionaire has incredible media instincts. His popularity is based on being a self-contained echo chamber, telling…

Gawker Media started it, but let’s join in on the fun. Leave your humorous descriptors of “Former Republican presidential nominee and (BLANK) Donald Trump” below; it’s equal parts fun AND cathartic. A few (45 to be exact :-) to get started:

=\ I hope my sledgehammer is good enough versus the trump zombies

Jesus Christ, one of drew’s thumbs are as big as trumps whole hand.

Drew - you are like my taller, younger brother (says a guy with 3 shorter, older sisters). I have watched you try to endear yourself to me and my friends - going on chopped, using a lot of swear words because they make you feel older and talking about your shits and your matubatory habits. Like the younger brother,…