If Bulleit is your go-to, you have fallen well out of the category of trash. In fact, you left trash in the dust about 3 shelves down.

Tucker, honey, do you have any idea how much white Americans shit and pee in public? Cause it’s a lot. Especially when drunk.

That’s why I spend all day, every day in my basement apartment knitting cat sweaters out of old, dried tampon fibers while gently weeping and watching the opening sequence to Mary Tyler Moore on repeat. Because I’m a real feminist.

WINSTON SPIN OFF. WINSTON SPIN OFF. JUSTICE FOR LAMORNE MORRIS.

More CeCe Winston Mess Arounds? YESSSS.

We’ll if you want to keep women pregnant this is a pretty clever rule since they would be having sex right around ovulation

There are actually decent reasons to list biological sex, mostly medical ones. As much as it might bother some people, there are actual important differences between male and female bodies that can dictate health concerns and treatments....so yes, I don’t have a problem denoting sex on a birth certificate.

I would decorate 10 bibles for another season of Avatar.

Yes, thank God for liberals!

Sharia law would be fine if it had more Jesus.

men are just too emotional for sports

i think she wanted to use the n**ggA to be hip but ended using the one her parents use at home