here’s something that’s not fun: getting punched in the privates.

Wow, thanks for the reply, Tim! I really wasn’t expecting one— especially a complete answer.

I was born stupid, but I will not die hungry; video games forever.

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I’m not feeling the discussion about the queerness of Stranger Things in this chat. At best, it would feel as out of place as going on about the cars used in the show (which is why it has a place at Jalopnik). According to Gallup, LGBT folks make up 3.8% of the population at the beginning of 2015. The queer talk in…

What? Are you trying to say that girls like her don’t exist, or that you just don’t like girls like her? Either way, that seems like an incredibly shitty thing to say, but I guess we all have our preferences.

Man, I don’t get the hate for that episode. We get to see Eleven do some growing up, and we get to see that the world of Stranger Things is bigger than Hawkins. I hope we get to see more of Eleven’s brothers and sisters in the next season.

The only thing I agree with you on a little is Jonathan and Nancy. Nancy is way too forgiving of the guy who secretly photographed her in a private setting.

Good stories are often a tangle of plots. You could also say that if you removed the Shadow Monster and Demodogs, the plot was exactly the same, if the only story you cared about was Max and Lucas.

That guy is soooo unprofessional and immature. Jeeze.

I definitely agree that the game was creepy as hell, but that didn’t stop me from tearing through them. My favorite was Challenge of the Ancient Empires, which was basically just a platforming puzzle game, as far as I remember.

You aren’t owed someone else’s game, dipshit.

You can hear doors open in PUBG, too. It’s why I tend to close the doors. It’s also hard to bust through the doors, since they open at their own speed.

I laughed pretty hard at that.

“Slow” isn’t the right word for it. The game builds tension. It doesn’t feel slow when you’re scared shitless that things will go sideways at any second.

Conversely, you can always parachute in on hotspots and hit the ground in an immediate skirmish.

This was amazing.

You have a problem with only Rick’s voice acting?

I’m not paying close enough attention to tell. I generally avoid lists altogether and I clicked on this article before I realized what it was.

It is genuinely fascinating to see someone interested enough in games to comment on an article about a video game, but no know what “AFK” stands for. Do you exclusively play on consoles?

I was looking for this comment.