That’s... uh... definitely his dick, right?

You can hear doors open in PUBG, too. It’s why I tend to close the doors. It’s also hard to bust through the doors, since they open at their own speed.

I laughed pretty hard at that.

“Slow” isn’t the right word for it. The game builds tension. It doesn’t feel slow when you’re scared shitless that things will go sideways at any second.

Conversely, you can always parachute in on hotspots and hit the ground in an immediate skirmish.

This was amazing.

You have a problem with only Rick’s voice acting?

I’m not paying close enough attention to tell. I generally avoid lists altogether and I clicked on this article before I realized what it was.

It is genuinely fascinating to see someone interested enough in games to comment on an article about a video game, but no know what “AFK” stands for. Do you exclusively play on consoles?

I was looking for this comment.

No problem!

That’s kind of the point, actually.

The only reason Candy Land might be useful is as a distraction for very young children. Its inclusion, especially so high on the list, makes me think this article is just trolling.

Yeah, I absolutely hate the entitlement that comes with, “Well it’s unfair that they’re unwilling to stay friends. They’re a bad person because, obviously, they were just in it for the sex!”

“Beep boop, why does Human become attached after prolonged physical and emotional intimacy? Beep bop bop.”

This is why release dates are meaningless to me anymore. I still have this game for the 360 that I haven’t gotten around to yet.

That’s not true at all. People (rightly) lost their shit when they released Scorched Earth (paid DLC) before Ark left early access. Ark still isn’t complete, if you ask me. I’m pretty salty about that.

Not sure how you can make a game less fun than the current state of Ark.

I was very disappointed by Ark. I like survival games; I can play Minecraft endlessly, had tons of fun with Rust & Reign of Kings, and more recently I enjoyed Miscreated for what it was.

I ran out of steam for Ark very quickly. The UI is hot garbage, which I was willing to overlook while it was in EA, but that didn’t…

“Final Fantasy XIV Dad of Light”

Now that’s a hot take!