Well, this is pretty good. I’ve never heard the song before, but it works very well.

No, you call the cops.

In my experience, the kind of person who thinks it’s sensible to confront people in a car in the middle of the night— who he suspects just committed a crime—with a gun, is the kind of person looking for an excuse to use that gun. These people are very good about mis-perceiving how much danger they’re actually in,…

Yeah, I wondered about this one, too. A Horus-themed costume would be bad-ass and the religion is dead so there aren’t anyone to complain about it.

You know, the Goddess skin was the first purple I unlocked. I was kind of surprised they chose a skin with religious significance, and I wondered how appropriate it was, but since I didn’t hear any complaining, I thought it was all good.

Hell, yeah. Lucio would make a great Jesus!

I think it’s hilarious that “cuck” has been popularized.

It’s pretty funny that they still didn’t give an explanation for the poise mechanic.

Haha, “working as intended”

Back in the day, I had a friend that would regularly get kicked from Counter-Strike servers because they thought he was cheating. He’d just shrug and move onto the next server.

I didn’t know that this was actually released. I thought it was still in some kind of early-release.

Yeah. I’ve been patiently waiting for more expansions for Beyond Earth to live up to its potential. I guess that ain’t comin’ now.

Man, Disney is pretty good at killing game studios.

Haha, you’re as bad as many of the MRAs and GamerGaters. You’re fighting just to fight.

I can’t tell if you’re just making an attempt to provoke me, or if your myopia sincerely causes you to misread my tone. Could you clear that up for me?

You’re making a logical fallacy because you can both support the victim and take offense to the idea that the Kotaku readers are a more likely source of people who would think someone deserves getting the shit kicked out of them.

Haha, I wasn’t being serious about not coming to Jezebel articles, though I’m sure it might have that effect on others. I was trying to underscore how you’re trying to perpetuate the very problem you were criticizing by proactively antagonizing Kotaku readers.

You’d probably do better to step out of your bubble. A person beating the shit out of a defenseless person as they scream in terror is nigh-universally reviled.

What the fuck? I guess I need to stop clicking on Jezebel articles.