@Gary_7vn: Peanut butter is best when trying to catch mice, or dogs, or horses, or people...

Once the mouse is trapped by the initial snap, does the actuator apply additional pressure to break the spine?

@Pessimippopotamus: As long as it's a female doing the churning, I'm game.

@AvidBlogger: Looking at West...

@Kaiser-Machead: I was thinking Steampunk Doc Ock.

@OCEntertainment: You need to go to Mr. Magorium's Wonder Emporium.

Why does it look like that Xbox is being sodomized?

This is the thong of turtle necks.

@Lizard_King: Big Blue sells fleece headbands that I use as neck protectors(?) and to cover my nose and mouth. They work really well and are not cumbersome at all.

@En0s1: I think K-Mart already cornered that market.

"Wood panel powers, activate!"

In my day, search engine companies stayed in the computer, where they belong...

@Pessimippopotamus: Geeks get jaded so easily, nowadays...

Ah, a card for the girl that makes you spend more on her just because...

@Pessimippopotamus: I predict it will handle Crysis...

@tande04: The first like sounds like something she would say.

@jonathant21ut: I'm trying to remember the song it played when YOU FAILED.

@Kaiser-Machead: "I want to put my Mythril spear in her Hobbit Hole."

@dantheman12: "This is not the phone you're looking for."

The drawings in the main pic look like the ones that would put you in a straight jacket either cause you drew them or you stared at them for too long.