I'm just amazed they were able to fit three small cars in a single fingernail.

@Alfisted: He should take it to the bank. The Sperm bank. *rim shot*

@jdale: Then he should've just called home.

@blash: I think SETI should be fired too as a co-conspirator.

@Sandeep Murali: Only you would get off by watching a human porking an eight-tentacled, three-boobed, green, squid looking form with only one orifice filled with razor sharp teeth. Oh, I think I just got turned on a little.

If that happens to him often, I bet he can set up a vending machine to sell those pants. #gadgetetiquette

@ripfire: Are you saying this is the reason why Chen has not been laid in several years? #gadgetetiquette

@Kaiser-Machead: I thought you meant "penises". #gadgetetiquette

@SigmundTheSeaMonster (say no to Facebook): Of course! What do you think the Pope is? A SCIENTIST?! #vaticansecretstorehouse

@Daemonicus: That's what I said.

@TheShredder: Ah, talking pianos. The stuff nightmares are made of.

@glaeven: The piano talked more clearly than the kid.

It must really suck to be a talking piano and have people always interrupting you.

@OCEntertainment: Ah, come on! You know you want to. Touch it. Touch it ever so lightly.

Wouldn't a shake-to-charge battery be way more efficient and more sexually arousing?

@IslandMisfit: Of course, that way, you would only look like a grown ass man playing with a toy car.

@dkokin: I think it indicates if you should crank the battery or not, not the charge level.

@Rosa Golijan: Stellaaaa!

Holey Moley! I thought that was a real life shot!

In the main picture, it looks like Mr Wilson is holding the hanhelds from the top and a purple and an orange hand.