As a 40-something year old person, old enough to remember when the Soviet Union was on the nightly ABC news with Peter Jennings, where it was a country that made international headlines when the first McDonald’s opened there, and when Reagan made them enemy No 1 it is astounding how rapidly Russia’s status has reverted…

You’re right; they did bury the lede. No doubt the reason for selling.

Did you know that Ricardo Montalban could never get another job after he did that Star Trek movie? No one wanted to hire an ex-Khan.

Sure, these bold patriots were ready to roll against tryanny (sic). Surely their nalenable (sic-cer) capacity to demonstrate what they stood for was not to be denied.

My local CVS can’t even keep it’s vacuum tube running from the pharmacy window to the drive-thru, so I’m even dubious about this even being viable for freight.

For my next trick I shall stretch out a Smart Fortwo into a Smart Foreight!

Come on Mercedes, stop making stuff up. That’s an MR-2 you stretched in Photoshop. You aren’t going to fool us today.

“What the hell am I even alive for anymore?”

I don’t want to be this guy, but it’s time to be this guy: LS swap it.

Learning how to drive properly is one of the least American things you can do

But, yeah, one of the best things about these is that there isnt a whole lot to break. I bring a rivet gun and basic tools w/me when towing it and out of thousands of miles and about 3+ weeks of use last summer the only thing i hvae needed to do is buy a replacement hitch pin as somehow one popped out while taking it…

Rachel Weisz.

Or, they can clear the protesters and allow the press to do their job unfettered. The latter doesn’t prevent the former. That’s a false choice.

I’m all for the police arresting the protestors at this point, but this:

I too feel on fire when I have too much Cayenne

This issue is associated with the particular way in which the police operate these high-performance vehicles. This unique usage profile puts extra strain on some components

Dancing Jebbus On A Cracker, no fucking way! One second to look at the first picture and immediately to NO Dice.

Generous of you to assume “thought” of any sort is involved.

I too want to become a race car.

Dustin’s green 1994 Jeep Grand Cherokee is the rustiest, most structurally compromised machine I’ve seen in years