I’ll RT

writing about obscure lighting RIGHT NOW AS I TYPE THIS

Now I’m so tempted to promote a similar tweet about Torch

We need to make the identity of the voters public.

Y’all are out of your damn mind. Unless there’s a briefcase with $15K in the rear, I don’t give a crap how rare a 33-year old K-Car is at this price. 

Also, are we past the point that people are too young to remember that 100K meant your car was a ticking time bomb in the 80s?

stick together, folks.. we got this!

See, this is why you need engineers on staff of a car website. And why MAYBE YOU SHOULDN’T IGNORE THEIR INPUT.

Calm down, DT. [Breathes into paper bag, puts ice on swollen right fist].

Come with a ski rack?

If you are Airstream shopping, price is not a consideration.

I still feel like the Renault is king here because it grew wider by ~15% where the Bronco grew by ~13%.

I can’t think of a much more appropriate place for a limousine. On the official list of things “Everybody Only Pretends They Like”, riding in a stretch limo is right up there with “Jimmy Buffett Concert” and “Wheelbarrow Sex Position”. Get it out of your system on Prom Night. Limos are shit.

possible alternate title, “Money Laundering or Emotional Buy?”

I love the dopest finds series, but this biggest suckers series has a TON of potential. Love it, so much so that I will gladly click the slideshow. And damn, that 2002 may just be worth it. That Porsche 944 turbo (really, a 951) is probably worth too.

Maverick Viñales!

What? He didn’t wash parts in the dishwasher like David Tracy? Nothing to see here...

I actually own this car. As a Hot Wheels, mind you.

Actually, I wouldn’t at all be surprised to see that it has dice.

The wheels are rediculous, but you know what gets me? THAT GIANT FREAKING WATER BOTTLE!

I won’t even pay them the courtesy of looking at it until the red is gone and the water bottle/mask is out of the car. ND

Those stupid fucking wheels tell me everything I need to know about this car, and what they tell me is no dice.