Once again, a Torch article results in me googling something that would have never otherwise crossed my mind: 1984 Chrysler New Yorker interior.

Amateurs.

I will have to ruminant carefully about this topic.

“But maybe partying with a deer is just how rural Pennsylvania kids get down”
As a Rural PA native, I can confirm this. Some people keep them as pets, some just shoot/eat them, and some just put out a salt-lick (look it up if you don’t know) and party with ‘em. 

For sure, especially if it is an internal slave cylinder (no idea how these heaps are configured). Once that tranny is out, do EVERYTHING while you are in there.

“It appears that the crack on my part had been propagating for quite some time”

I think I can help you diagnose a couple of these:

Your clutch doesn’t need an adjustment, you need a new throwout bearing (and you might as well put a clutch in it while you are in there). But it might go a long, long time like that, just don’t hold the pedal to the floor at lights - put it in neutral and let the clutch out to save as much wear and tear as possible.

Didn’t know Dale Walksler had passed. I used to watch his TV show and it was clear how passionate he was about old motorcycles.

My buddy has an ex-wife that’s a loose nut.  The indicators were a little different.

Thank you Torch for this wonderful trivia that I can annoy my spouse and kids with. 

Some antibiotics should clear that up. 

I stand by my original opening statement: “There’s ‘committed to the bit’ and then there’s ‘David Tracy’.”

idk, he’s healthy, didn’t go broke, and still has his job. To me, it sounds like it went just fine.

Abby Normal is more like it and that’s not a bad thing.  (-;

I’ve got some seriously weird stuff up my sleeve. 

“Those who can reanimate vaguely car-shaped forest floor detritus, and create from them, functioning transportation devices once again.”

^Adding to my résumé.

I need to run to the store immediately and buy a lottery ticket as today is my lucky day. I finally get to share the Jeep video with people who have been asking about the time David Tracy crashed in my garage for almost a year now, and Kinja is actually letting me comment and receive notifications! David is a BOSS for…

Yeah but imagine how much more boring *everyone’s* life would be if David Tracy was a sensible man.