Yeah... sounds familiar. The alley behind my childhood home’s garage was reliably weed free and had no blowing dust problems. Only thing that grew back there was a massive wild rose bush. I don’t know how, mind you, but you didn’t mess with that bush.

I don’t have any proof that government disposal centers really do anything “better” for the environment than that

Who “pops” a Cialis in this car? You take two, and you chew them with your molars, grinding them down into a fine powder, before washing the grit off your teeth with the Scope you keep in the center armrest.

Amazing effort on an absolute nightmare machine. Also, mega kudos on the steering wheel repair.

News Flash: FCA reports recall for new Jeep Gladiator.

ME: “I’m just going to pop over to Jalopnik and read the headlines, then get some work done.”

You Hand stitched the steering wheel! You sir are a mad man.

only used as a champagne cooler

did not read [the vehicle’s] manual, like almost every other person who owns any car anywhere ever.

Rob, I look forward to you rebranding this column “Nice Price Or New Wife?”

People are so irresponsible. Don’t they know that plastic grocery bags are terrible for the environment?!

Makes sense. If we’re all driving this car then that means nobody is outside standing in its path.

HOAs are their own special circle of hell.

Removed of that particular detail, though, this story offers yet further proof that an awful lot of Americans (not all, as not all are either opportunistic hypocrites nor do all necessarily like American soldiers) are willing to scream “RESPECT OUR TROOPS” when it is…

well trump did, obviously.

I personally hope she lives the rest of her life in prison, but that’s just me. 

Um no? I live in Lancaster county and have never seen this. What I have seen is bumpers painted black, which is why people refer to them as black bumper mennonites...

Anyone who has lived near Lancaster, PA has probably noticed cars with wooden bumpers. The Amish (who are Mennonites) do not use electricity, and are not allowed to drive cars; but some Mennonites are allowed to drive cars as long as there is no chrome and the color is either black or brown. On older cars, with chrome…

Klingons around Uranus no less.

“You may have noticed in the saffron-shirt-and-plaid-golf-pants picture up there that two fingers are inserted into a little pocket; that’s to help remove determined or sticky lumps of feces from one’s ass, since in zero gravity, you can’t rely on the poops falling.”