“New” mullet? Fair weather redneck.

Hey David,

Next time you decide to drive one of your projects cross country, you should sell sponsorship spots (NASCAR sticker-esque).

I’d buy one if reasonably priced. (Plus you can cover up holes with them... people in PA do it all the time).

Bloody hell - David’s vehicles die and respawn more times than a Marvel Comics character...

“If you can read this, Roll me over”

citation needed

The big difference is that there’s actual enforced laws for autos. Yeah, they do their fair share of bad, too! No one’s a saint. But should you try parking your car on an access ramp for the sidewalk for any length of time, it probably won’t end well.

Bye bye Miss American Pie drove my Ford to the Fjord but the Fjord was dry.

The Seven Wrenches of Highly Effective People

Inspirational. I see the beginnings of a self-help book franchise. Something along the lines of “Chicken Soup For The Soul” except maybe “No Rust For The Weary” or “Change Your Floor Pan, Change Your Life”. Get back to me David, I know people (I don’t actually know people).

Not one, two. TWO running board steps to get you aboard.

There once was an idiot from Limerick,

Don’t care. This is a Rich Whyte people problem.

Oh shit the blinker fluid is leaking again!

Oh Li, won’t you build me a Mercedes Benz ?
The Party all drive Parshes, I must make amends.
Worked hard all my lifetime, no help from my friends,
So Li, won’t you build me a Mercedes Benz ?

Is it purely coincidental that Levorg backwards is “grovel”?

The director got hit in the head with a roll of paper towels and needs money for medical expenses

Same. Literally tripped on a Pagani Huayra getting into bed last night. And there are pieces of MINI Cooper all over the living room floor.

“Apparently, Super Cruise was also struggling with seeing the lines on the road. Snow, dirt, heavy rain—basically anything that can obscure your sight path—would disengage the system. “That one happened a lot,” Vivian said.”

I say this as a former NASCAR fan and as commentary of this article but...

The 2020 Nissan 370Z Anniversary Edition Will Set You Back at Least $32,690