So, do I blame you or Jason for all of his videos being autoplay? I know you’re going to keep doing it, and as long as you do, I’ll keep bitching about it.

“I love that the video autoplays” - nobody

How many stamps would it take to just mail this thing to Moab?

David? The only towels Mr. Tracy throws are shop towels. And that’s after they’re too dirty for anything else, like the dishes.

Mr. Tracy is far from dumb, he just makes interesting choices which he documents for our enjoyment.

The difference is, if he’s proven to have committed criminal acts, the party will drop him like a bad habit.

I don’t particularly care what CNN does, because all 24 hour news networks are a cancer.

Let’s go! Pedal through the metal!

The Fast and the Fuhrerious

I keep a few of mine memorized for tollway usage and U-Haul rentals.

Does Tracy’s planned Moab run in that rust bucket he calls a Jeep have anything to do with this decision to leave?

Or TWRAM, the world revolves around me.

This disease has a name: TWFM

The World is For Me

Jeez, it’s too bad you don’t have another Jeep that you could press into service in a pinch. You should think about buying a spare. 

It took them four years to figure out flush handles because the engineers kept misunderstanding and putting these on the cars.

My uncle Larry was in a really bad accident when I was like eight years old. The kind of accident where you end up with titanium rods poking out of your legs for a year.

I recently took Amtrak for the first time returning home from central IL to east TX. It’s an 11-12 hour drive, a 4-6 hour flight with a connection (or a considerably larger ask for a friend on the other end to come pick me up in DFW), and a ~17-hour train ride. The train actually takes me right to the small town I…

So still no turn signals?

I basically clutch that fire extinguisher at all times.

These are the same people who never used a 386 on a dial-up modem!

That’s what happens when someone forgets to lock the dieselgate.