That that sentence isn’t some kind of overly-dramatic exaggeration is so depressing it hurts my insides.

Nope, you must not have ever had a dude take liberties with touching your body (our bodies are NOT public property, EVEN WOMEN’S BODIES. NOT EVEN IF ITS A COP), it happens to me all the time. Nice job trying to explain away FUCKING CREEPY AS SHIT TOUCHING. Maybe it will happen to you the next time you try to exist in…

I can't wait to hear the apologists reasons for why this cop is completely justified in 1.) feeling a citizen up & 2.) destroying evidence of his illegal grope-fest by destroying another citizens property

Actually, it looked like he thought he saw something in her pocket and was askin her what it was. He then guided her hands away from her pockets in case she was trying to hide it or get rid of it. He does sort of tap her pocket but that's it. However, I don't understand how is why he went all apeshit on the dude with…

Never stand up for females, they don’t deserve your help.

Well thats a dumb thing to say.

thank god disisto is still alive...

“Here, we see a server remove the packaging from a frozen cheesecake that arrived on truck this morning to be thawed in a cooler. And so begins and ends our tour of Obscene Selection of Cheesecakes.”

... because the good fats in avocado will kill her ...

"Mexican food is full of big bold flavors"

I'm sorry. I'm a fan of this little thing called flavor.

“to make less caloric.”

That does sound glorious!!

Fruit has a place in salsa. Peaches, mangos, strawberries. But this requires practice and I suggest starting with recipes.

Exactly this. Give me two avos over “less caloric” recipes any day.

“to make it less caloric.”

Avocados are magic.

The line juice helps it not turn brown, in addition to making it taste good.

No cilantro or lime zest? I'm disappointed in you chipotle