The Metropolitan Museum of Art sent out a notice to guests stating that neither picture-taking nor social media will be permitted inside the annual event.

In my experience, the vast majority of customers who have dietary issues are understanding about those issues.

Well spotted Mori! Your guydar is on fleek.

First off, are you looking to attract the interest of women in general, or the kind of woman who reads Jezebel? Because one does not equal the other, and if you want the latter, you’ll have to bring your “A” game.

I despise peppers, hate them, the taste permeates everything it touches and makes me gag. That being said when I ask for them to be removed from things I say “I just really hate them and won’t like the food at all if it has peppers” because I do not wish to cheapen allergies by pretending I have one.

I love libraries! That being said, your suggestion is the worst, because you can’t eat at a library.

“I work I.T as a contractor supporting the Department Of Human Services. I love my work and i have a great group of coworkers. I have my Net+ certification and getting my A+ certification. In layman’s terms that means i have a piece of paper that says if i go taking apart your computer or screwing around with your…

I’d actually keep that part in, if it’s what he does. A lot of girls aren’t into going out week after week and prefer their Netflix time, so that’s a good match there if it works.

Ok.

When I was on OKC, I would find guys who seemed cool until the SAME LINE EVERY TIME “I’m just a gentleman looking to treat a lady well,” and I was like “nah dude, I’m cool”

NCIS = deal breaker

I’m going to be super anal on this, and of course these suggestions are only based on my own personal preferences, so take it all with a grain of salt :)

I would not tell people if I had an iphone, let alone that I could not do without it ... oh and btw, ‘bastad’ is maybe a bit too strong. Love that you do the Church twitter account.

I guess it puts me off because most of the self-described “gentlemen” I know tend to fit the “nice guy” stereotype. But this probably isn’t true for all! However, I saw it mentioned in another comment, so I feel like it’s not an uncommon association.

I really like the line “maybe if i’m lucky, i can add you to the top of the list.” Why the inconsistencies with the “I”? It's kinda sloppy because you seem to have taken a lot of time to write out a nice profile. Why not put the icing on the cake and make it pretty.

1. Capitalize all your “I”s and clean up your grammar. The word is “premise”, not “premises” for Gotham. Poor grammar with this type of thing will turn off a lot of women. It looks like you just dashed it off without caring.
   

Those look AMAZING

Not capitalizing your I’s feels like a choice...and I don’t know if it’s the best one? In general, go over it multiple times, and try to chose interesting and varied adjectives, and make sure your spelling/grammar is accurate.

If I wasn’t in a relationship, I would totally be on OKC and your profile looks great! Only advice I would have is take out the lady/gentleman phrasing. That would make me think “uh oh. A ‘nice guy.’” I put quotes around that because being a ‘nice guy’ is very different than being a genuinely good dude, which I’m sure…

I would try to clean up all the grammar and spelling errors like “watchjing”, “damm” and “.I am”. Additionally, I think that it’s more charming if you don’t start with a list of political descriptors, as well as not coming off as too cocky/conceited (so maybe editing out things like “a complete gentleman” which sounds…