Nope, they’re not. In fact, I’ve never bought a Lilly Pulitzer item in my life, from any source! Your attempt at hurting my feelings failed quite miserably, and your defense of cheaters tells me the rest of what I need to know about you. Sorry about your shitty self-esteem. :(

Honestly, I think it’s more legacy than current designs that appeal to people. Lilly was one of the many “wintering in Palm Beach” Ladies Who Lunch— and who doesn’t want that kind of easy-going lifestyle?

Ugh I'm jealous, I wanted those mugs and when I got there like 20 minutes after opening everything was gone. I made it out with a questionable romper that ended up looking really good on so I'm calling it a win, but I really wanted the mugs and the seashell bracelet.

I...what? Scalping isn’t a job. If you need to scalp dresses online to make a living, try getting a real job.

Originally $30 now up to $90. People should boycott these folks because they are vultures.

More proof that people have completely lost the ability to prioritize. Don’t want to stand in line to vote, but if it’s Lilly Pulitzer it’s all oh meh gawd I can’t even where’s my frapelattechino grande skinny from Starbuck.

The whole point of these collaborations is that they’re limited edition - Target does not reorder.

Sure, because those are the ONLY two options in the world - starvation, or hawking up priced Target goods.

I love it when assholes defend their asshole behavior because they have chosen assholery to earn some money.

Not MY problem if your kid ODs on crack - I gots ta make dem ends.

Or, you know, you could just get a real job instead of being a vulture.

Your house is going to get repossessed? Is that how that works?

Looks like this ... beautiful (?!) ... $50 (?!) ... umbrella base (?!) ... is still available.

Women are often “crazy” until it turns out they’re “stupid.”

Too lazy OR he totally got off on his fake lifestyle that to him made him feel like a badass.

1. Seems it did raise red flags which was why she was investigating his facebook page. It’s not impossible she suspected something before but didn’t have the evidence she needed. She may have even talked her self (perhaps with his assistance) into thinking she was being paranoid or overly jealous.

The Ice Bucket Challenge, raising more awareness than you think.

*Noted environmentalist* Leonardo DiCaprio can’t stop jetting around on his private plane.

I don’t know if this counts as a burn, but my 5 year old niece had a kid at school that was making fun of her during recess. Really childish stuff (fittingly) but it was really getting to her. Her mom told her that the kid was just picking on her to get a reaction out of her. So at school the next day she confronted…

Waiting at the airport for a flight. There’s a line of about 10 people at the counter that were delayed from an earlier flight. Some dude pushes past the line and screams at the desk agent that, “(He) has to be on this flight! And it has to be first class!” Agent tells him that she can help him but he need to wait in…

One time I was at the bar wearing these really cute booties. They were a bit trashy and I got them at the thrift store but I was rocking it.