Filed to: LOSING IT, 4/16/15 4:20pm

Holy crap. I clicked on the video and knew exactly where she is at (sign me up to be an investigative reporter, ESPN. I have a college degree, am in good shape, have all my teeth, and live in an apartment). Before everyone absolutely rags on Britt here, let me play devil’s advocate for just one second.

I wanted one when I was 5. Maybe they did, too, and just decided to go for it?

I don’t like it, and wouldn’t like wearing it, but if Nicki Minaj in all her crazy fashion glory was walking around with a cushion cut halo, I’d be pretty fucking disappointing.

Between Nicki and Lady Gaga, I can’t believe that heart shaped engagement rings are a thing.

Oh, they're there, my friend. And they are a delight.

Auuugh, the continue button is not working for me so I can't show off -how big of a nerd I am- my ability to discern ren-faire dork from music-fest doofus. But really, it's all about the background and a distinct costume.

Well, that is somewhat negative way of looking at it. I do get what you’re saying but this is a pretty huge deal and it should be treated as such.

Well he should probably be black too, otherwise he isn’t sufficiently fighting racism.

I’ve never heard the expression “buff rowdy” and it is now my Favorite Thing Ever. Thx!

He’s also a really nice person. I hope he wins!!

I’d do him.

This is an amazing achievement and I absolutely will not trivialize that by focusing on the superficial.

Dude gets my vote.

Well this gives me some hope

The fact that he did it while mountain biking and slamming a Mountain Dew, though, THAT was extreme!

I’m enjoying this more playful side of yours Anna. Where we goin’ this week for Grim Yelp Reviews.

I believe Sephora has a sample pack of minis on sale for $10 right now which is crazy cheap if you'd like to test them out.