True, but on the upside Woodrocket is uncensored and the female leads don’t constantly squeal like piglets throughout the shoot.

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Prepare to be surprised.

they’re improving the fixes and fixing the improvements. the upgrades are being upgraded

We have gotten nowhere near the bottom yet.

Are they going to fix, improve and upgrade the fixes, improvements and upgrades?

This once again highlights how badly we need Blizzard to answer the call for official legacy server support. Here’s to hoping something is announced at Blizzcon in a couple weeks.

How many uncanny valleys are there?

That is some very serious uncanny valley.

sounds a lot like they want to make it more like destiny and less like uncharted

Thanks, Jason, for your reporting.

I think with the games industry it’s not so much the demand to work this hard, but the demand to work this hard for absolutely no extra compensation whatsoever.

Speaking of Halo Wars

Oooh, snowflake! Thanks, that’s what I needed to win today’s round of Idiot Bingo™.

November 10, when Doom makes its first appearance on a Nintendo console in ages.

yep, there was DOOM on SNES, DOOM64 on N64, and DOOM/DOOM2 on GBA.