when I was younger I found a picture of a brown skinned Jesus in the dollar store, I bought it and proudly hung it in my dorm room at the very white UVM, I thought it was hysterical but got no love from the churchies

pfft easy... just check your register and arrest the only 10 guys in texas who didnt have guns yet.... ill take my 5 grand in quarters plz

Somewhere in the cold mists of Angelholm, a white ghost wakes up in an old airplane hangar.

When I was a kid I had a toy bus whose side turn signals would come on at ANY turn. It had a little sensor inside would trigger when the front wheels turned.

A real man would’ve come at him with a lightsaber.

Reminds me of this.

Another case of Toyota unintentional ejaculation.

Shit... they kept telling me I’d go blind, they never told me I could get DEAD!

Play with yourself at the wrong time, win deadly prizes.

The unnamed driver was ejaculated from the sunroof of his 1996 Toyota Corolla.

Swag. He has it.

What better way to show outrage a company that creates a care that deceptively pollutes the environment than to pollute the environment by knowingly driving the same polluting car across the country.

I ordered my MB’s thermostat online for $25, and installed it myself, which was a piece of cake.

Johnny Carmax: yo, what’s up?

This is going to be unpopular. I wrote in Oppo yesterday that enthusiasm equates to effort, both from manufacturers and buyers. If you’re not making any effort, you’re not an enthusiast.

It would need this for Manuel.

Obviously over-clocked

Judging by the size and shape, I’m pretty sure I’ve seen one of these hidden under my ex-girlfriends bed. Explains why she was always going out to buy batteries.