Dear dining public:

This entitled housewife looks back at her impressionable child and calmly says “She is yelling because that girl deserves it, the service is terrible every time we come here.” And then she looked me straight in the eyes.

If I was this kid’s dad I would give him a brank spanking new 488GTB and set fire to it right in front of him... Then set fire to his 14 other cars... Then give him a Daewoo Lanos... Then set fire to that.

I have an alternative explanation:

I lost it when the medic got out of ambulance already on fire haha.

Rolls Royce owned by BMW, and while it’s engines are from BMW, they are unique to the car. It’s the same case of the McLaren F1, which has quite a lot of soul if you ask me

Just hard wire it. There’s 12V going to the dome light.

Accessory power outlet? Wouldn’t that suck power from an already underpowered engine?

I don’t think I’d be following so close.

When you want to get the Kool-Aid out of your refrigerator, what do you open?

Wow, that image is straight out of the Douchebag Handbook.

So used exotic cars aren’t as scary as people think, what about used exotic dancers, are those a good buy?

i honestly didn’t notice who wrote the article, but those examples just gave everything away. doug strikes again with his educational and entertaining article :)

That being an enthusiast means you street race. FALSE. I hate that crap. Cut it out.

I’ve never understood this stereotype. MOST drivers are douches independent of the vehicles they drive.

Dude was out of a job for like months. He obviously couldn’t maintain a complete shave at current razor prices. So whoever was supposed to tell him about Dollar Shave Club dropped the ball. And I guess that sadly means he doesn't visit Jalopnik enough. Dollar Shave Club!

What is a Raph?

Years ago when I had a 1980 Toyota Celica with 70,000 miles or so, my father bought a new Mercedes 300SD. When I told him that I admired the car he said that “Wheels are just Wheels”.