Getting shot in the face also drastically limits visibility.

Ok maybe this isn’t the point but when the bullet proof windshield gets shot, visibility goes to zero, can’t drive out of the situation, can’t get any situational awareness(visually crippled), therefore can’t really give enough info when radioing for back up. I don’t really know if they’ve put this through a simulated…

Bulletproof Seat? Good to know someone’s covering their asses.

So when an officer arrests someone and they tell the person to get in the car, will the officer say. “Please be seated?’

You had one job!

Some dealers (Planet Ford in Spring, Texas) don’t bother to wait for closing time to lock you in, or at least park you in.

Do Audi’s clock miles when in reverse? Dealer plates - moving the car without tacking on miles maybe?

Just do what I did:

The best way I know how is to buy a $500 beater with a stick off of craigslist, drive for as long as it takes you to learn it, and then sell it for $500 on craigslist.

I wish my dad had hated me that much. Instead I had to drive a ‘90s Mercedes.

What about us Prius fans? When we’re not being neglected we’re being defamed.

Kids got countersteering down.

If someone on the road “is making you late” for work, you were late before you left the house..

Our Pinkham in Kinja, hallowed be your name. Your thermosdome come, your steak be medium-rare, on Jezebel as in Kitchenette. Give us today our daily saved bread. Forgive us our steaks, as we forgive those who have Pinkham’s law’d against us. Lead us not into poop stories, but deliver us from crunchy allergies. For the…

Fake stick-on vents and trim.

Did the robot think

I left this comment earlier, on the original Jalopnik article (with the same inflammatory freak-out language you’re deriding here):

Hybrid’s, brought on by the auto companies themselves.

So basically someone made an app that's only function is confirming that people are looking at the same shit you are?