Apparently evolution agrees that it’s inconvenient, which is why people are often assymetrical

Yeah. People die. Are we supposed to pretend they didn’t exist? I don’t get it.

So when someone posts old pics of the Beatles is that insensitive to John Lennon? I’m just not sure I follow the logic. Heath and Paul were two hot throb stars during the early-mid 00s, so of course they’re going to be in there. And there are several other stars shown too- it isn’t like they were singled out or…

So Jez is never supposed to post pictures of dead people?

do you?

Plus you know he never takes his clothes off. For any reason.

Corpse hearthrobs are the best hearthobs, with their great bone structure and inability to hit their ex wife, unlike others pictured.

Sorry kid, if you’re no longer a fetus Pence doesn’t give a hoot

Never trust a skinny cook.

I feel like that jeans quiz is some of my best work. Thank you for letting me saunter down memory lane.

Same, also, I think Ellen not so secretly hates her.

Thanks, kid. Mike Pence also owes me (and every other LGBT person) and every woman in America an apology. But it’s a start.

That went well. They are divorced.

Here’s something: she gave an interview a while back and basically said that while she’s all for being empowered and shit, at home it’s important to make her husband feel like a king. FOAD, Giada.

It drives me crazy when people are all, like, “Fry it in olive oil” and I just think, “What? Do you love ruining your food?!”

Convenience. I can use an app on my phone to summon a Lyft/Uber to me (and I can see exactly how far away it is). With cabs, if I’m not in a busy area, I have to call dispatch and wait on hold, then wait another 30 minutes for the car to actually arrive. Or, if I am in a busy area, I have to stand at the side of the…

Because cab companies became complacent without any competition and Uber realized people love apps.

OH GOD YOU STUPID FUCK PARASITES AREN’T BABIES LEARN HOW TO EAT PUSSY

There are plenty of evil women who would gladly take you up on it...only to further strengthen the justification for subjugation of women at large. Melania...’nuff said

No use a spoon, it will hurt more.